We have all grown up watching Batman fighting crime and the forces of evil in Gotham city. We still don’t know where Gotham city is! So what would happen if Bruce Wayne decided to shift base to India?
Specifically Delhi.
Here’s why it is a really bad idea.

1. For starters, his Bat-mobile would get to nowhere. It’s too big and he will be stuck in Delhi traffic like there’s no tomorrow. He can’t even take the metro. He is too scared of closed spaces.
2. Because he can’t drive, he will walk and be run over by a drunk guy in a BMW.
3. In case he survives, Delhi’s winter will kill him. Even through that Bat-suit.
4. He can’t really hide in Delhi. Everyone in Delhi is paparazzi. His picture will be on every social network the moment he steps out of his lair.
5. Speaking of lair, where will he build one? Chandni Chowk? He will have to apply for a DDA license before he can call anything home, let alone a lair.
6. We will need sub titles to understand him.
7. India TV will love him. They will be comparing Batman to Shaktiman every evening at 6.
8. Pooja Bhatt would want him starring opposite Sunny Leone in Jism 2 and no one wants that. Plus the Bat-suit is not easy to get out of.
9. Indian criminals are sensible enough to shoot him in the mouth – where there is no suit. They are also smarter than the Joker, Penguin, Scarecrow & Two Face combined.
10. Our corrupt politicians will tag him a ‘national threat’ and a ‘terrorist’, because they will be the ones, he will be after.
Also, if you are from Delhi, then feel free to comment with more reasons why you think Batman can’t fight crime in Delhi! ;-)
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